lukeytoons:

beaky-peartree:

Why do people act like being a vampire is so fucking great. You can’t eat garlic bread so what’s the point

I would read a book about a vampire trying to find a formula that would make her immune to garlic

justcallmequirky:

RICK RIORDAN RETWEETED MY TWEET MY SUMMER HAD BEEN MADE THANK YOU GOODNIGHT

(via percabeth-just)

savantbassoonalchemist:

maxkirin:

You need to understand this.

Although I have a lot of followers, I have a really good memory for people. If you sent me a sweet message, if you added a cool comment to one of my posts, or if you just reblog my stuff all the time, I probably remember your face/avatar/url and smile to myself every time I see you in my activity tab.

This is just what i needed right now

(via erens-jaeger-bombs)

just wanna get rich enough to buy my mom all the shit she deserves 

(via americasinqer)

The person I reblogged this from deserves to have a great day

(via askthesasha)

blastortoise:

thegingerfoxx:

blastortoise:

the bae: I’m coming to see you soon

me: *eats nothing but pineapple and mangoes*

Or, y’know, your partner could just get the fuck over it and accept the taste of human flesh and secretions if they really want you that bad.

white people………

(via supnikita)

svrferblood:

me when buying something over $10: do i need this? do i need any material objects? will this matter when i face the great abyss?

(via blowluke)

hi

(via one-erectiion)

nijimei:

cherucat:

straight people are  so weird wtf like heres a drawing of two animals in love but one has eyelashes so you know these are Straight Animals

image

(via erens-jaeger-bombs)

one-erectiion:

no gods

no masters

Looks like he found some amazing cereal

(via one-erectiion)

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