Why do people act like being a vampire is so fucking great. You can’t eat garlic bread so what’s the point
I would read a book about a vampire trying to find a formula that would make her immune to garlic
RICK RIORDAN RETWEETED MY TWEET MY SUMMER HAD BEEN MADE THANK YOU GOODNIGHT
You need to understand this.
Although I have a lot of followers, I have a really good memory for people. If you sent me a sweet message, if you added a cool comment to one of my posts, or if you just reblog my stuff all the time, I probably remember your face/avatar/url and smile to myself every time I see you in my activity tab.
This is just what i needed right now
just wanna get rich enough to buy my mom all the shit she deserves
the bae: I’m coming to see you soon
me: *eats nothing but pineapple and mangoes*
Or, y’know, your partner could just get the fuck over it and accept the taste of human flesh and secretions if they really want you that bad.
me when buying something over $10: do i need this? do i need any material objects? will this matter when i face the great abyss?
straight people are so weird wtf like heres a drawing of two animals in love but one has eyelashes so you know these are Straight Animals